I’ll say this for Donald Trump: he knows a rube when he sees one, and he knows how to con them. Every single one of these morons gushed about how personable and respectful he was as he was stabbing them in the back with a fucking chainsaw.

He knows that all morons would rather be treated like a big shot and then…

those people who are voting republican every year are taken advantage of by people who know what they’re doing. they vote in a shitty way but they’re also working on flawed information.

What percentage is one out of however many Americans there are? Because that’s how many people SCROTUS ultimately cares about. Everyone else, including his family, is simply a tool towards some end or another.

Yep, Russia is developing, not developed.

“If you look around the table and can’t tell who the mark is, get up and leave, because you’re the mark.”

It’s been said before, but of course they’ll find some way to blame Dems/Obama/Oprah

Holy shit that is the most leading survey I’ve ever read. “Did awesome things that nobody else could ever do in the history of ever? Approve or disapprove?”

But how else would we be able look at all of his African-Americans?!

I gave so much constructive feedback in the last box: https://gop.com/president-trump-first-50-survey/

I’m gonna call bullshit on his claim that he didn’t know about the sexual assaults taking place and here’s my logic.

Wonder if he has tried the “This is Trump’s America!” defense. It’s all the rage.

I think everybody’s also sidestepping the fact that some of those kids were apparently sexaully assaulting their teammates. You know, just a bit of fun on their birthdays.

Say what you like. But this man obviously belongs in high school.

There are a lot of high school coaches that are desperate to relive their ‘glory days’ of being high school kings. They aren’t so much interested in teaching the game as much as they are trying to live vicariously through their players. I had a coach scream at our whole team ‘I would give my right arm to play one more…

Just take the compliment!

“You better have dates and times of the juicing.”

Only if you remember to always call people a bigot because they call out the rampant national xenophobia, sunshine.

“ I see pictures. I’m jealous of actors. Having a conversation is difficult. I’m a bigot”

You say “we” and “large portion” when what you mean is “one third of us or less.”

Huh. And here I thought being inundated with media images of unattainable wealth and faux success while isolating interpersonal communication and breeding xenophobia would lead to nothing but bliss. Go figure.