She’s real-doll hot.

Kushner thinking: Wow, this is even more casual than I thought, should have worm my Merells...

I’m not active duty anymore so my ass is about as safe as it can get, but I appreciate the sentiment!

I’m mostly angry for guys like the ones in this photo. A full bird colonel is having to take this rich kid playing army dress-up seriously. His men have to follow. We have thrown our people to the wolves, and they’re…

Dukakis actually served in the Army.

Incredibly angry, thanks for asking!

These useless chucklefucks. Just look at this smarmy little dipshit.

I like how the responses got more angry and mean as they went on. I bet they feel real good at being able to tell the difference between a major and a colonel. I’m pretty sure you were going for a joke and then people just attack you for being dumb. Yep, confirmed that we are on Deadspin.

Actually, he looks to be a full bird colonel, which just solidifies your point.

“What advantages does this war have over, say, an ethnic cleansing, which I could also afford?”

Why even post this on this site. 90% of your viewers are dudebros or neckbeards. They will deny sexism exists at every chance. They will use “personal” experience of theirs to ignore the experience of millions of woman and disregard every fact anyone posts. The majority of them will be insecure young white men …

Yes of course Twitter can be bullshit for both sides but you’re foolish to think the two are equally destructive. It’s lame nitpicking like this that has fucked liberals lately

Like a number of convoluted A Song of Ice and Fire fan theories about complex conspiracies, a lot of the Russia mongering out there seems like a lot of overexplanation with little evidence, when much simpler explanations fit the known evidence perfectly well and get you mostly to the same place.

I don’t understand why anyone would be publishing news about a developing story involving the current administration and its sketchy ties to a not-particularly-friendly foreign power when there are still so many “HILLARY CLINTON IS THE WORST, RIGHT?!” takes to be written.

Your ignorance is not something to brag about. FYI.

Aside from the fact that InfoWars is a multimillion dollar operation that has the ear of the President and millions of other idiots, suckers and maroons, sure, these tweet storms are exactly like that.

Don’t forget gifting right wingers their new favorite meme in “The evil DEEP STATE is coming after Our Trump.”

The existence of Eric Garland does not make Glenn “Trump is Going to be a Non-interventionist President” Greenwald worth anything but another appearance on Tucker Carlson’s show as a leftist who conservatives can like.

Eh, not a fan these days. His schtick lately has been to comb twitter for the worst takes and offer it as proof of a hysterical, monolithic response from American liberals on whatever is pissing him off that day. He also tweets things that are quickly disproven (Chelsea lifetime achievement award, that nonsense…

I’m struggling with this one. On the one hand, Jesus that Garland thing is incoherent and has no place in respectable news and I don’t know why someone like David Fahrenthold would touch it with a 10-foot pole.

Except that tweetstorms don’t have direct influence into the White House.

Gizmodo commentariat: “Stop perverting every issue to make it about racism just because its effects are disproportionately going to harm people of particular races more than other races in highly predictable manners!”