It’s 2017, not that many people just have pitchforks laying around. We’ve got to update the metaphor to something more current. What do today’s kids grab if they want to inspire fear of a class uprising? Some kind of Snapchat filter, I assume?

Remember kids, this is the ‘good’ Koch brother, who had sued his two more politically focused siblings over some fuckery, and who had won the America’s Cup [the oldest trophy still competed for in all of sports] in the ‘90s.

I’ll admit to having to read it twice . . . I was dumbfounded when I read it incorrectly the first time.

and puked on the grass the following morning to fertilize the potato crop.

Wine is supposed to be drank out of a bag that’s ripped from a box, then passed around in a circle and shared.. “That’s Franzia, The Socialist’s Wine.”

You know what these guys really need? A $54,000 per year tax cut so that their conspicuously consumed dollars can trickle down to the 24 million who are soon to be without health insurance.  

Just make sure it’s real Bordeaux, Billy. We don’t want you spending another couple million on fake bottles.

Given all the hunger and suffering in today’s world, this is nothing short of terroirism.

When gas or wine hits 8 dollars a gallon, they won’t be able to manufacture pitchforks fast enough.

pictured: shark in cart

You’re rushing to get Braeden to his tee ball game, Lulu’s picking her nose and wiping it on the car seat again, Cheri keeps texting because Kenny’s been cheating again and in the midst of all this you forget to load the shark.

If you ever need self-validation, just meet me in the alley by the railway station.

This guy is such an ass wipe. “I didn’t say that. If you pay attention you’ll know that my words are precise.” Yes, precisely used to try and spread a hate message while riding on the semantics train. Fuck out of here. He said it himself, he meant exactly what he said. Any attempts to save face and spin are exactly…

“I want results, and that requires honest public servants.”

I’m sorry, but anyone who says that the two are the same is not someone I can take seriously.

Yes? Have you seen the GOP healthcare plan? Dislike both if you like, but don’t succumb to the intellectual laziness that is assuming they’re both the same. They very much are not.

“Only words”? This is politics. Words matter. I’m not denying there are plenty of shitheels in the DNC, but the very fact that at least it’s espoused ideals aren’t “we don’t understand how government works so it should go away” is not an insignificant difference.

What a load of garbage. Democrats are far from perfect. They are politicians and so are, by their very nature, compromised and serving many different agendas, but I don’t understand how in 2017 you can look back at the Obama presidency and forward at the Trump one and think “eh, these are basically the same”.

I nearly vomited when I heard of target’s open door policy. Fuck dat shit, I’m going to my union rep. I ain’t tellin’ shit to my bosses.

Hahaha yes, no need to pay attention to this story as it does not directly affect my livelihood at the present moment!