You forgot York!

Like being just a touch pregnant?

I'm guessing we're taking about the American Academy of Pediatrics, and if so, they're generally considered to be a very reliable source.

Felony child endangerment - the charge exists for a reason.

Or you could tell her that it is where you keep your gun locked up and that guns are for killing and you own that gun for shooting people dead. And that dead people are dead forever. Then you could teach her some actual gun safety in case she ever stumbles across your firearm.

Just riffing here.

You know the best way to avoid shit like this? Don't have guns.

"The state will assemble a child fatality review board to determine whether the parents should be charged with a crime."

so, mom lied about it being a paintball accident, are we sure she's not Lyon about the five year old being the one who pulled the trigger?

No, twerking (the unfortunate Western name) is a traditional dance from West Africa. Why should it be declared dead by because some silly girl brought it into the mainstream?

I don't understand why people insist on making these "I'M SO OLD WHO WHAT WHERE" comments. You are probably old enough to know that google is your friend.

THIS IS THE JOB. THESE ARE THE RULES.

Don't you understand? She's a good person who went through a dark time. Liberals are sluts who can't control themselves. There is a big big difference there. If you can't see it, you're a communist who hates God and America and wants the terrorists to win. Benghazi. Sharpton. Barry Hussein NObama.

I honestly did not want this DirtBag to end.

#TeamAbstinenceOrNothing

It'll never get old how the "Family values" party doesn't give one shit about practicing "Family values".

as much as it pains me to say this: Johnson's right. this woman spends way too much time taking people - other women, specifically - to task for failing to live up to moral standards which she herself cannot uphold. if her online persona wasn't so relentlessly moralistic, Johnson wouldn't have even bothered with this.…

Republicans. They can dish it but they can't take it. If this was a high profile liberal's wife, the gloating and smarmy tweets and Fox News stories would be innumerable.

"Ohhh...we don't *have* a TV."

Not to belittle a serious article, but "main vein"? I hate being the default medical editor on the site (what am I saying, I'm in the grays and my comments are usually ignored by the writers) but "main vein" is slang for the penis, and that's the only way I've ever heard it used. There is a rather large vein in the…

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