THE HELL I'M NOT

I'm sorry but reading books like this is the adult equivalent of reading Chicken Soup for the Teenage Soul.

Cue the BDSM people flooding this article to inform us this isn't real BDSM. #kinkpositive #MasterNope #50ShadesofShite

Sexmonsterism aside, how could you possibly take a "Master Bob" seriously? That sounds like the wig you're supposed to copy on your first week of barber school.

Yup, if any 30-year old man started talking to a girl when she was 15, and then slept with her at 17, and married her at 18, I'd call it grooming.

WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF BACKWARDS ASS BACKWOODS THE HILL HAVE EYES TYPE SHIT ARE THESE PEOPLE RUNNING?!?!

Nah. Fucking your teenaged daughter is objectively wrong. NEXT.

This is NOT ok.

"Will you have a wedding?"

The dotcom biz is a fickle mistress, my friend.

"Blessed are those who mourn for they will be comforted..."

I don't live in New York. I live in Texas. If you want to keep this up, I'll give you an address and you can come on down here and we'll discuss your hashtag in person. Thank you.

Also: there's only one sandboob.

Her birthday is in September tho..

We had people over at our apartment last night. Only 5 friends, plus my husband and myself. We're more of the sink into the couch and watch tv types, reveling in our mutual introversion, and don't usually entertain at our home, so this was a change of pace.

I've never seen her standup because I watched 15 mins of her sitcom & it was the worst thing ever. Now I just ignore her. Is she funny, ever?

People who do the gaping mouth scream-laugh like Whitney Cummings annoy the hell out of me. Totally forced & phony.

have you tried NOT hating the spice girls????????????/

I'm aware. Doesn't change my comment.