Dude, it’s Florida. I grew up here. If you aren’t drinking in Miami you probably don’t belong in Maimi.

Some American laws are just utterly ridiculous. You can drink stuff like wine at 16 here. I suppose having 18 as the minimum age would make some sense, but why does the “land of the free” forbid adults from drinking alcohol for 3 more years?

Drinking a glass of wine at 20 years old: OMG, where is the World going to?!

Conservatives are obsessed with other people’s business.  Look at their stance on abortion. 

How awful of a college kid do you have to be to want to snitch on one of your classmates like this? Should’ve went to a state school with a large commuter population, nobody gives a shit about what anyone does in those places. You’re just trying to make it through the day while trying to forget about your student…

Jezebel: God damn these mofos snitching on Malia!

Malia is cool, read all about it!

OMG! Wine! Weed! Kissing!

If people think entire groups of people are not to be believed based upon the actions of one person than that says more about their biases and prejudices.

What is this so-called virtue? As a victim of a crime who went to court and won. I need to know what I’ve been missing.

Maybe he wasn’t going to be written off Empire before, but now...

Jussie,Jussie,Jussie ! The fuck you doing man ?!

I find it hard to believe that cupcakes & muchos could ever be a poor choice. Congrats on the piercing! 

Yayyy for earrings. I think that’s one of the things we should actually get done when we first ask our moms if it’s okay. If you’re enthusiastic when you’re a kid, you don’t think about it hurting, and then bang, it’s done (I was ten--no problem whatsoever). Adults think about the pain, silly creatures that we are ;-).

Shelter Cat Update!

Hi Jezzies, so as most of you know it’s been a really crappy few years and money has been short, especially so the past few months. Someone must of been looking down on me because this week I came into some money, not a life changing amount but enough to give me breathing space. It came at the right time because a…

After about 10 years of weighing the pros and cons, I finally got my ears pierced! And it wasn’t so bad! And I didn’t pass out!

Hey, that only took 200 hundred years. Good Job AMerikkka!

Serious legal question:

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. There’s no such thing as history or the past.