But if a tomato was a fruit, would ketchup be a smoothie?

Thank you for sharing this, and bless her for writing it. She unveils yet another way that women are victimized and I’m glad she set the record straight. 

Thanks for sharing that. Glad to hear those accounts were false - they were really awful. Should step up my Google game!

These people are so goddamn annoying its infuriating. They talk about welfare system this and welfare system that.

Statistically-speaking, your ancestors who came to this country were almost certainly low-wage immigrants who worked shitty jobs and barely scraped by in order to give their children a better life. A large number of immigrants in the great migrations of the early 20th century never learned to speak English, never…

Because there is no such thing as “opportunities for file for citizenship” or “put [money] for permanent residence.”

I mean, I work in a toxic workplace right now. If I had the money and agency to choose not to work here, I would be out in a hot nano-second and no amount of conversation would bring me back. And I would absolutely expect my toxic co-workers to respond to that “rejection” by calling me difficult and saying that I made…

Yup. And Wynona Rider’s career disappeared for 15 years because she shoplifted.

I watch syndicated Gray’s Anatomy episodes while I’m at the gym, and it’s weird knowing Katherine Heigl was reduced to doing cat litter commercials ‘cause she was kind of a bitch.

I ate a lot of chocolate from all the baking I did, baking helps with my anxiety. Then I would cry a lot because I ate too many calories.

Wait, how the hell did you stop during this presidency?

It seemed like a good idea at the time...

Idk man Kim is starting to grow on me. Do I still think she’s vain and superficial, yes but I’m starting to see some growth in her and I appreciate her efforts. This world is so weird man. I think I might have to start drinking again.

If athletes are expected to show their “gratitude” for living in a country where they can get paid millions of dollars for just playing sports, why should they be the only ones required to show such gratitude???

Yup, and here we have it! Where’s the cookie for the snowflake?

Throwing around “Racist” so fast and loose is the reason people aren’t on your side. Or is everyone that isn’t on Kaps side a racist?

The people who say the anthem is “not the right the time” definitely have at least one racist bone in their body. Whether or not they believe its there doesnt make it go away.

And yet, you still choose to learn nothing.

Can someone more savvy that I please photoshop Megyn’s face on this?

I’m all about that Beyoncé life but I gotta side with Messy Mya here. That track wouldn’t be as solid without those samples, and his estate deserves a cut.