He’s not a Matt Damon superfan, he’s a white male who feels insulted because you said a white guy wasn’t that hot. So you’ve basically just insulted all white guys ever and undermined their professional competency and their entire life’s achievements.

I was beaten by multiple Christians who considered me a devil worshipper. I’ve faced active discrimination from Christians, had to hide my faith, and was once fired for asking off for one of high holidays.

Man. The world really is ending. trump in the White House and Matt Damon stans infiltrating Jezebel like some sort of pseudo Beyhive. Stop I wanna get off

Wow, whoda thunk that one of your most controversial statements would be calling Matt Damon boring white bread?

Dude, I never said abything about quality. What are you talking about?

McCain voted for the BCRA, despite pledging a few hours earlier that he would not.

Maybe the Hair and Makeup person could also do something about all the brown on Scaramucci’s nose.

I don’t have the facts in regards to the statement of more white people being killed by cops –honestly doesn’t concern me. However, when people make these type of statements I get extremely irritated. My irritation stems from the fact that they ALWAYS fail to mention that the population of white people in America is…

The way that man talks about his daughter is a big red flag for me.

Hey.

But your comment relies on the premise that there is something wrong with being single, so anyone still unmarried after a point must be damaged in some way.

I wish them well because marriage is more than just a notion.

Their words are harsh but true. I find it appropriate to point out.

For real. I’d hate to be someone’s consolation prize.

My takeaway too. Yeah, that’s how a guy will win me, by saying “After dating a bunch of assholes I realized you were better than I thought.”

Isn’t this the plot of My Crazy Ex-Girlfriend?

Maybe the twist is that this actually happened in 1960 and they’ve been married for 50 years!

Is being a dick your hobby or do you get paid?

Ugh. No wonder people have unrealistic expectations of love and togetherness. Other guys never even had a shot with you because you had an odd obsession solely because you refused to mature emotionally. On the other hand, he fucked his way through a few towns, then when he got bored knew he always had a backup plan…

You should write fortune cookie messages, aiming to fill the niche of totally ruining someone’s night...