I don’t like and therefore don’t watch UFC.

I remember watching this live in a sh*tty dorm room almost 40 years ago!

Vs. the 95 lbs. he usually looks like he weighs?

About 10 years ago, Lance Briggs did the same thing. He (allegedly) crashed his Lambo while driving impaired, and then just left it out there on the Edens Expressway in suburban Chicago. All he ever got out of it was a “leaving the scene of an accident” slap on the wrist charge.

>>but listening to each new Wilco album feels a bit like eating my vegetables.<<

I was always hoping to hear that all that sh*t would have landed on Vince Vaughn while he was filming “The Break-Up”, but it was not to be.

I remember that game VIVIDLY! I went to a shit-load of Brewers games that season, including at least three when the Twins played in Milw. I had just moved to No. Illinois.

This sort of thing would never happen at “Stan Mikita’s” in Aurora, Illinois.

I’m sorry to correct you, but I just discovered this after watching “The Flintstones” off and on for about 55 of my 59 years:

Did it ever come out that 9/11 terrorists got their idea from “The Lone Gunmen”, or were they just inspired by them?

Dear Liz,

Spike...was...a...disgrace...to...Jackie...Robinson’s...legacy

Red Forman will not be happy.

I’ll see your 1965, and raise you a:

You guys are pretty limber!!

Which DJ?

I was just stating that was literally “lightened up” by flames...straight to “Rock & Roll Heaven”.

Oh, by the way, which one’s Lemmy?

Yeah, it was originally offered by Mort Shuman to “The Themesman”, but David St. Hubbins hated it so much he refused to sing it and it ultimately ended up with Small Faces producer Don Arden.