Did you catch him between naps?

B. Simmons will be watching this in his bathroom.

He's (still) a lumberjack AND HE'S OK!

I'm not on Twitter…does this mean I'll get into Heaven?

Rutger Hauer?

Rick Moranis?

They're still too busy catching up on all of their leaked internal email to be bothered right now.

Another actor whose career was NOT derailed by appearing in "The Interview".

Getting a bigger cricket bat.

She can take anything you throw at her! In fact, she'll throw her boots BACK AT YOU!

Hey! He's only 20 years older than I am!

At Caesars starting Sept. 19:

Why must we be a distant gang of murderous super mutants in love?

Remember that time she played a promiscuous teen on "Lucky Louie" and she was hanging with Mr. Rosso from "Freaks and Geeks"?

Every other site is identifying the accuser, as she's a pretty well known Trump supporter.

Did he tell you that like snowflakes, no two dicks are alike?

Just flash back to the glory days and forget the hell that is 2017.

When did Tipper become a Gr. Dead twirler?

Don't wanna' know if Bob was less than lonely.

Meanwhile, The Time are currently playing at Taste of Minnetonka.