"New Wave" is now "old New Wave".

Go up to Calgary from Glacier National Park, turn right, and you'll eventually get there.

Yeah! I've still got Dung in my Carburetor!

We were the first band to vomit at the bar and find the distance to the stage too far.

Keef's hair > Topper's hair.

Oh cigarette UP YOURS!

"Hell is for Children", and also for AV Club writers stuck with a bunch of Trump-lovin' dudebros in an elevator making libtard jokes.

Alex, that was a great article. I laughed several times.

What side of "London Calling" was ready to play when you walked in?

I'm not really a social media aficionado. Is there also a "White Twitter"?

Stacks?

3rd prize is…YOU'RE FIRED!

You now have over 102,000 comments (which is about 98,000 more than I've got!).

Is that a "hanging chad" in the middle of your avatar?

I'm pretty sure Kim is already a monetary supporter of Nathan Rabin's Happy Place, having followed him first here at the AV Club, and is well aware of what a P.O.S. "The PussyGrabber in Chief's" book is.

He should have given him a DVD of "Team America: World Police".

Grab 'em BY THE HELMET!

Ha! I actually didn't do anything to bother him. I just sat with my wife and somewhat listened in as some guy he was with who had arrived earlier and got the table appeared to be pitching him on some project. Mel's responses in converstion were very much like his acting style.

Did I ever mention the time about 10 years ago where Mel Brooks was eating at the table right next to me at The Ivy in West Hollywood?

Pretty sure Mr. Skin considered going public with an IPO later the night that episode aired where she rocked Woody on the couch.