Tonight’s big winner was Brad Pitt, who may never see his children again, but has clearly all ready won full custody of Hollywood.

To be fair, no one else in the world calls it Doctors Without Borders except Americans, and Americans within the organization also call it MSF/Medecins Sans Frontieres (full disclosure: I’m in the volunteer pool).

Totally on board with the pretentious asshat bit, though. I’m glad I muted it and only have to read about…

All i can say is use that downtime to take your physical therapy seriously. Per my nurse, i was “non-compliant” - read: lazy about my PT. Now one thigh is half the size of the other. Shit you not.

“They’re not total abomination rapes where strangers are being dragged off the streets”

The best FLOTUS of all time  ?   .

Ah, I see our definition of what surprise anal is differs. You see it as thrusting which results in getting it in the wrong orifice, therefore it’s a hetero thing. I see it as errant thrusting which results in a penis entering the butt, so it can also happen in sex between two guys.

He aight.

“Face merkins” is going to keep me giggling for hours.

“ According to legal docs, filed by Laura Wasser, Brad is lashing out because he’s “terrified that the public will learn the truth.”

You know how, when you’re in a relationship and you’re having a fight, you can’t wait to tell your friends or parent or therapist about it because they just won’t believe what that horrific so-and-so has done this time.
And then you tell them and it’s always “I asked him to do the dishes, and he let out this big sigh…

My decades long general unease towards Angelina Jolie (the makeout session on the red carpet with her brother, the vials of blood with Billy Bob, the terrible movies, et al) has ripened into a full blown distaste.

Why is it wrong? Answer: it’s not wrong.

I hear you. I guess my thinking is that poverty and malnutrition are ultimately products of exploitative and wasteful economic and social policies. I know you’re advocating for more choices for women, and not for population control/eugenics kind of stuff, but I’ve heard so many people basically say “poor people need…

I mean, I’m all for informed family planning, but no, it’s not like those ills would be solved by just.. not having as many kids.

Even though we all know she lip syncs, IF she were actually singing live and her in ear monitor was malfunctioning then she would not have been able to hear the music very well. Just tinny sounds and the screaming crowd. Without a live band for reference, no way anything would have sounded remotely on key. But, this…

Can we talk about LaLaLand for a minute please? I saw it last night. I’m not sure where the disconnect is, but is it just me? I love Gosling, I love Stone, I love musicals, it won the People’s |Choice award at TIFF, and getting so many great reviews. Yet, I was bored silly and not impressed. What’s happening?!

Oh my FUCK I am so sorry for you. That diagnosis and result would be awful at any time but especially with our upcoming administration.

As it’s clearly left unmentioned in his list (The women! The children!), we may assume gay male porn is A-Okay by him.

Lutheran or Canadian?

Kate Beckinsale also did Emma better.