Hillary Clinton would be a good replacement.

That’s not shade, as he plainly doesn’t know anything about football. He was just hedging his bets.

That’s uncalled for.

Given how young she was when she hit it big, I’m surprised she’s not a bigger asshole on a regular basis. I’m not interested in making excuses for her, I just think it’s valuable to keep in mind how much we are all affected by our circumstances. Being rich and famous will make many things in life easier, but “being a…

I thought Gayle wore the necklace well. It’s a challenging piece, but she’s wearing it, it’s not wearing her.

I don’t remember him being the bad friend, only that he was much cuter than Ricky and I had an epic battle with my friend Teresa on this subject. (First spotted him on Little House.)

Being on the team isn’t the same thing as being a show pony. I couldn’t tell you the name of McCaskill’s husband (only that I saw him at a GOTV rally in 06 and was surprised how much he looked like Dick Cheney). I just had to google Pelosi’s husband because I couldn’t remember if he was still alive, never mind his…

Chiefs fans are better drunk drivers than you’re giving us credit for.

My inner feminist rages on: FLOTUS shouldn’t be a position at all. Political spouses should not be expected to be that involved with their spouse’s work. Carrying that expectation devalues women’s labor (funny how the men married to female politicians tend to avoid all this extra work). The White House needs a social…

My inner raging feminist feels the need to point out here that marrying Donald doesn’t mean she owes us four years of unpaid labor as America’s hostess.

You don’t know what you’re talking about. The existing rules are fine, actual “frivolous” lawsuits are incredibly rare, and the number of lawyers willing to charge an hourly rate to push bullshit is small. There are far more people with legitimate claims who never file anything — because they don’t know the law, or…

And what would the ABA do — cut off their list serve access?

I assume the lawyers are pro-lifers and they were delighted to file this argument in support of their broader goal to have embryos recognized as persons under the 14th amendment, entitled to equal protection of the law. This isn’t just one guy being an abusive dick to his famous ex. This case is perfectly consistent…

12 Reeducation Camp Supervisors reimagined as Disney Princesses.

EA’s looking for freelancers again.

God, he makes such beautiful movies.

“Invaded” is not a term typically used for consensual visits. No one calls their dinner party a “home invasion.”

No, what’s silly is you thinking you didn’t need to specify that you enjoy feeling invaded. Do I really need to explain to you why we shouldn’t assume that someone enjoys non-con play? Whatever. Have fun getting raped.

The experience of the most successful white actor working in China:

The clear question was “why do you bother?” and the simple answer was “I enjoy it.”