This isn’t a Chicago high school. Oak Park is a predominantly white Chicago suburb that fashions itself as progressive because it made some efforts to equalize housing a few decades ago. But, of course, that was only after the white townspeople fire-bombed famed black chemist Percy Julian’s house (see: Drunk History…

#2 is Pelosi and Nadler being asleep at the wheel.

A good friend of mine campaigned for Mayor Lightfoot during the election. I really, really hope she lives up to the hope my friend put into her—and everyone else who supported her, of course.

I don’t mean that as a direct dig, either. It’s just that I went to high school and undergrad in Illinois, and there’s…

Actually my grandmother told me that’s why old people pray so much long before I heard it in cosby’s act. 

Two things milkshaking has taught me:

He went from cocky to cuck. 

Real people do not have a hissy fit over these things, because they are not steeped in rage-fueled entitlement.

This is funny as hell but nowhere near as effective. Spencer was literally punched into obscurity. He went from ascendant alt-right darling to laughingstock in a split second. That gif will outlive him by a century. 

Maybe, but I do enjoy living in a world where that smug fuck worries about going out in public because somebody else might drop a haymaker on his dumb ass.

wHAt iS gAWker gONNa sAY whEn SOmeONe doeS thIS to oMAr!!!?1

Lol, the grays having a conniption fit over some spilled milk. 

If I owned that McDonalds I would have started handing out free milkshakes with any other purchase. 

This is good, yes, but Richard Spencer getting punched in the mouth is better.

Don’t look now but you just proved his point.

*calls black voters mindless*
“Racist?! Me?!?!?”

Yeah, racist, like how much you love to rant about reverse racism from black people, and when Gillum won a historic primary bid for Florida’s governorship, your totally not racist reaction:

Chicago seems like a good place to turn one over. He only beat Sanders-endorsed Marie Newman by a little over 2000 votes, 51-49 last time. Hope she (or someone else) runs again, I’d imagine the continuing momentum would carry them over him.

Hey kids, in light of recent revelations about the broken nature of the American political and economic system, the word of the day has been changed! Today’s new word of the day is:

If you did not vote for Hillary in Nov. 2016, you’re a piece of shit.