Holding the reins at least, but hopefully that will change soon.

1. He notified Russia before notifying Congress that he was going to attack Syria.

Someone change the date on that Tweet and put it on Facebook. Watch the chaos ensue.

Is the asshole that brought the kangaroo onstage the same asshole who was dragging it around the streets of Detroit a week ago?

My fucking neighbor about my dogs. What a cunt.

Sigh. It’s so easy to get you idiots to show your hand.

You should have cared. What was done to Leslie Jones was fucking unconscionable. Don’t pretend to give a shit about women, and say you don’t care how that turned out. There was only one side to that, and that was defending Leslie Jones.

Why the fuck was she at this dinner with Michael Flynn and Putin? She’s literally sitting at Putin’s table.

Strike that. Reverse it.

I have a friend who is banging a straight, newly-married dude on the regular. The guy lied to his face by saying he was bi and single and only came clean when my friend asked him about it, in a post-coital embrace. This was after they had bareback sex.

The dude went through conversion therapy. It’s an open secret in Indiana. He got drunk and cheated on his wife… …by taking a huge cock up his ass.

It’s looking more and more that Jill Stein was a fucking Russian plant.

Good. Those idiots need to be left in the wilderness. Now if we could just shut off their internet connections.

Wow. Go fuck yourself.

BUT SHE’S SO CORRUPT! AND THE DNC STOLE THE ELECTION! EMAILS!

Teapot Dome. That pretty much encompasses an Executive Branch scandal. However, this one probably involves colluding with a foreign government. That’s the textbook definition of treason.

OMG, I forgot about the indoor beach room. The white hot fury on that couple’s faces…

It’s what happens when the EC is staffed with partisan assholes.

It’s to keep his hands from going to the “dark place.”

I highly doubt it. They will come up with some way to justify what’s about to happen to them. They’ll blame it on the Republicans in Congress before they blame Mango Mussolini.