Jeffrey Zucker told him to shut the fuck up or find another network.

That was a flat out lie. Carson never lived in public housing.

Trust me. I don’t belong to whatever age group you think you’re assigning me to.

Proving my point.

BUT YOU’RE HURTING THEIR FEELINGS BY POINTING OUT THEIR STUPIDITY.

It was just silly crap, but he let himself be drawn in.

Wow, you’re extraordinarily optimistic that the press will actually do that.

She’s fucking Dolores Umbridge.

Most of the time, that’s your bank’s fault for using antiquated online banking software.

I think it follows the story that as you get further out in the park, the more dangerous it becomes. They’ll probably choke or beat you to unconsciousness but you don’t die.

Prestidigitation.

Someone call the burn unit!

Yeah, Charles Johnson off the rabid right-winger bandwagon a few years ago after Pam Geller and Robert Spencer threw in their hats with actual Nazis and Nazi-descendants.

Can we please, please, please make the hashtag #WriteInRomney take off? It would be fucking poetic justice.

It’s more a reflection on society at large, not lazy scriptwriting. How many people in the world would get off on this clearly alpha-predator driven society where you can basically do anything you want to without any consequences? It diagnoses the illness currently afflicting society at large.

There was a whole slew of white girls defending that bullshit on Facebook yesterday. It was nauseating.

AAAAAAAAAGH! MY EYES

Wow. That story is gross as fuck. It wouldn’t be very hard to find out if McMahan and Trump run in the same social circles.

This is why you discreetly throw things away every time you go over. Pick a room and just go to town.

That’s fucking gross. I’m so sorry for you.