Nope, you got me... I’m usually good at that homonym bullshit. I guess I slipped!

How is this surprising? She has a British identical twin!!!

He means regular tacos and he’s WRONG because Doritos Locos tacos are DELICIOUS.

Do you have a 4K TV? If not, get a “normal” PS4.

Make crashes great again.

I, too, am getting really fucking tired of being told how to feel about it from every goddamn angle of life. It’s like-guess what? I’m sad the gorilla died, I feel for the mother who was probably scared beyond belief and ALSO, I think she maybe screwed up some, plus I am able to see the rationale behind shooting the…

You absolutely do **not** need to be honest and truthful at your exit interview, especially if that ”honesty” burns a bridge. You want to stay on the best possible relationship with your past employers and co workers. Trashing them will not endear you. If you can be reasonably constructive, fine, but lobbing bombs can…

This is fucking stupid internet drama. That there is even drama over the fact that they won’t fly someone out to cosplay for their show is fucking stupid. WTF? Is this a thing now? Hiring remote cosplayers? Dafaq?

Hey hey.....what’s with the whitewashing of Falcon and War Machine?!?! Kidding kidding.....I’d totally watch this. LOL

This song just drips the eighties. It really is fantastic and covers every 80s musical trope with flair and mullets.

Well, sure, but for cinematic effect, it’s going to be far more interesting than sitting on an examination table with a VR device. Sometimes you have to take certain liberties with the setting and props to maintain visual interest. It’s not like the Animus device itself is critical to the experience, other than its…

This was my pirate shanty jam, and my sea faring soundtrack. I would stop and start my crew singing for as long as it took to get to this song.

THIS! This is the one that would make me loop around my objective till the song was over. You can’t switch this one off

I’m wearing a Timex Weekender watch right now that that my wife gave me for Christmas.

Cellular telephones make a terrible substitute for a wristwatch, for the exact reason that your (great) grandfather stopped using a pocket watch.

I’m wearing a Timex Weekender watch right now that that my wife gave me for Christmas.

Cellular telephones make a…

Always shoot first, then drink Dos Equis. Stay thirsty, my friends.

So, I’m a business owner and real estate investor, and his business record is not impressive. He started with millions of his dad’s money and proceeded to use corrupt, purchased influence over politicians to build just enough equity to leverage himself to the sky. Then he used the free cash flow to make himself flashy…

Yea.... I think Ubi’s tweets are kinda mean for that, they should know how its like to be pushed up your ass, and should pick on the responsible for rushing them and not the artists....

So, the cake isn’t a lie?