And as cool as Iron Maiden were in the 80s, being afraid of a band whose members are in their 60s and which hasn’t been a cultural presence in decades just shows these people are just lashing out blindly. You might as well keep yelling at the wind about The Rolling Stones and their bad influence on today’s youth. Or…

I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my Batman full of German-expressionistic mise-en-scene!

Which will lead to 1~3 crappy movies because Sony has no idea how to do pacing resulting in yet another reboot where Spider-Man is recast and we get another origin story, with an early love interest kidnapping by Green Goblin where she gets dropped and may or may not survive.

I mean, he’s white, isn’t he?

I want to be ungreyed so bad! Need me some of that sweet, sweet ungrayed privilege.

It does make sense. I mean, based on current real world information, racists are among the group least likely to seek out vaccinations or other medical assistance in the event of a zombie plague. I bet they just lost their MAGA hats in the zombie shuffle.

Could he BE anymore of a distraction??

Here’s the thing: the unvaccinated are only putting other unvaccinated people at risk. And you know it. The vaccines are at the very top of the list for the most effective ever created in human history. Again, my phrase of the summer is: “If you are vaccinated, it’s over for YOU.” By September, you’ll see that this…

Two more victims of candle culture.

It only worked because it was TRUE LOVE’S KISS, you fucking backwards morons. Consent by magic. It also woke her from a death-like sleep and they lived Happily Ever After. So fuck you. This is dumb, you’re dumb for making this an issue, and we’re all dumb for reading it. Fuck.

For God’s sake, Sam, can we cut this nonsense out? The “backlash” to the new Disney ride consisted entirely of one editorial on SFGate before Fox News picked it up and ran with their brand new culture war football. There is no need to play their game. I don’t care what two people on some editorial webpage have to say:…

After Joss Whedon and Marilyn Manson, if they announce that Goldeneye on N64 somehow abused women they’ll have retroactively ruined all of my weekends between age 12 and 16.

Wait’ll Elvis Presley dies, because that’s gonna be NUTS.  People are going to pack the streets, flood his property and just completely lose their shit.

My favourite ride is Standing In A Queue.

I think it’s a reference to how movies of this nature have a tendency of making such creative choices and despite how this statement may appear on superficial face value and perusal, they’re actually expressing a general antipathy towards such a creative choice and course of action for this film if it were to also…

It would be much more ironic if he died from Cat Scratch Fever.

Nugent already has no taste so what else is new.

I mean, a PS5 version has to be coming, right? Everybody’s doing it.

“We have sent several drunk texts. We have just sent a really big one yesterday and we have published several Instagram apologies. Each and every one of them brings us closer to getting back together,” I told friends on a call today. “However, the final decision, you have to understand, belongs to my ex. We do believe…

Why not just push forward with the Next-Gen updates? I genuinely want this game, but I don’t want the watered-down and held-together-with-tape version.