Her chief of staff needs to be fired for not tackling her at the door. My wife texted me an image of that and I thought it was a screen grab from the Onion. “No way that’s real”, said my brain. They truly are fucking with us now. 

I found his turn as Superman insufferable in JL. I look forward to Tom Cruise punching him in the mustache in MI:F.

“Themed” not “flavored.” Words can be scary and I want Mr. Oreo to get it right

New stories he says. I’m calling it now: Titanic 2: The Lusitania.

Five retreads of Ferngully gets you a full set of four AND a spare retread in the trunk.

When can we start using the term consigliere, instead of lawyer, for Cohen? Paying off a porn star feels more former than latter.

I’m old enough that the line should be “In a world where Wreck-It-Ralph used the F-Word just once.....”

Stay out of the center of a Best Buy. They were always non-commission, but damn it’s hard to scrape the cell phone staff off of you. They can fuck the right off.

He did verbally acknowledge that a trap was present before others could get it out. KS is pissed that a male fish man might get less attention than a lady-person.

Just so long as they aren’t just Petra-nizing him to avoid controversy.

From Michigan here, and I’ve become a bigger fan of winter over time. A good freeze keeps lizards and scorpions in pet stores and spiders and insects small enough to pick up with a wad of tissue and flush. The idea of dealing with a crushed that is almost as nightmarish are a living one.

I fought a dragon last night. After feathering him with arrows he got too close to shoot and my finishing move was to punch him in the nose. My kids said I looked goofy doing it but I’m hooked on Skyrim VR.

I fought a dragon last night. After feathering him with arrows he got too close to shoot and my finishing move was…

I, personally, drink schnapps to forget.

Spoilers!!!

I’m not sure if it’s because CBS is just fronting mad cash, or if streaming dollars are better as model, but Discovery looks near- movie quality. Disney bucks plus Amazon style underwriting from people staying in Star Wats themed hotels should ensure quality.

Yeah, well....the Luke abides.

I remember twenty-odd years of nothing then the trade federation and a strong dislike of sand. Now I can talk shit to a stormtrooper in person.

JT and Me.

Toilet paper stuck to the bottom of your (their) left shoe. Right foot if you (they) want to spark a porn Star with Forbes.