“Anything that travels that far should have a damn stewardess on it, doncha think?”

I love how you sound like you’re about to have a stroke.

99 times out of 100, I read a boxing story, and it makes me ashamed that I love this stupid sport as much as I do. And then there's something like this, and my heart grows like the Grinch's when he pulls the sled away from the cliff.

They gave you plenty of warning that only the strippers are allowed on stage.

It doesn’t seem that it’s no big deal to the person in question though. It’s not like he’s going “Yeah, what of it?...” Jim Irsay, as an example, if I remember correctly, at least had the huevos to own up to his pill-popping. Or, maybe he didn’t have the nerve to go full-trump, because the tape: “No pill hound, no…

My morals and my soul were shaped by the most wonderful woman, the love of my life, who I was blessed to have as my partner for 50 years.”

Meanwhile, across the pond,

> despite the “inappropriate language”used against Sukumaran, they can’t discipline anybody because they can’t confirm who said it.

If the officials heard it and the team won’t offer up the offender, suspend the whole team from play. 

I think an unintended (or maybe it was intended by the bill payers) side effect of advanced metrics is that it has killed the star in baseball. You can look at it as trying to find a market inefficiency, sure, but it also can be looked at like “we don’t want to spend money, let’s find a cheaper option.” It’s weird…

I put it to you that Keuchel and Kimbrel have not yet been signed because they have big bushy beards, and while their names begin with “K” (denoting strikeouts), they end with “L” (denoting losses).

This is why I’m telling my 11-year-old son to abandon his dream of playing professional sports. It has nothing to do with the fact that he lacks any discernible hand-eye coordination and orders adult meals when we go out to eat.

I think Drew called it. There is a 99% chance a flak just dropped a product promotion into Drew’s Funbag. Unless Drew is in on it and he’s now taking sponsorship dollars from BIG SOCK...

I missed the part about you eating banquet instead of marie callenders because i was so disgusted with what you’ve become

This is some serial killer shit

You could write for Inadequate Man

yes.

I cannot tell you how many girls have said “nice socks!” to my blue with white polka dot socks.

As a long time Duke fan, I’ve wondered why there hasn’t been more attention paid to the number of players who have had broken feet or serious foot injuries during Coach K’s Nike bromance. Two of the Plumlae had seasons derailed with foot injuries; Kyrie only played about a dozen games because of a broken foot;…

Good to know an individual player can receive literally tens—if not hundreds—of thousands of dollars of special services and products as long as the provider has a sponsorship contract that enriches the university and benefits the NCAA. Good thing all Zion did was get all this special treatment from Nike and not,…