“Hey Ben, I have a good recipe” - Bill Cosby

Yeah it's a good think the Red Sox ditched him before he locked up Chris Sale. Oh wait

He's also an expert in hurricane disaster relief

But what about when they have an elite QB

They gave Zeke a suspension while having less evidence.

If you commit a crime and party B doesn’t complain, it’s still a crime. Rape is still illegal and disgusting whether the victim goes to the police or not. And your hypothetical is nullified by the fact that you can’t complain about being dead if you’re dead.

DrNutty

We agree that he forced his way off the Raiders, but then why bother signing the extension in the first place? Why not just get released under his prior contract that did not have any guaranteed money left? This is the part I’m confused about.

Yah the Joker was talking tongue and cheek there. He always has a fucking plan. 

Nice.

Did you just call his mom a black hole? 

They also forgot to make a pick and had to forfeit it

Texans special teams coach Xmus Jaxon Waxon Flaxon is reportedly thrilled

It's a reverse Gruden because he didn't get first round picks. Shit, he just gave away two first rounders for Laremy Tunsil and Kenny Stills so, definitely not Gruden at all lol

Holy shit. This Barkevious/Dawg Pound theory is brilliant

Bingo. Teams hide behind “dead cap money” and “cap hits” all the time to avoid paying players. The NFL PA needs to eliminate these loopholes and force the owners to share more of their money

S they won’t ever guarantee contracts because insurance companies would never back it. Also, whenever a guaranteed contract is signed, the team owner must set aside that amount of money and place it in an escrow account. That’s a real thing and another reason why Jerruh doesn’t want to negotiate all of these deals at…

This is so arbitrary that contracts would spiral out of control. How would you determine how much or how little to pay someone? Teams who draft well would be unfairly forced to pay these rookies and wouldn’t be able to afford premium free agents. It's a good thought but there are too many variables

Agreed. Oddly enough, the Patriots will sign other team’s players (Stephon Gilmore, Adalius Thomas) to market deals but will rarely, if ever, give one of their own players that type of contract. The only Patriot draft picks that got a top shelf market contracts are Gronk (6/$60), my Rutgers brethren Devin McCourty…

I believe the Patriots acquired my Rutgers brethren Tim Wright and a nice draft pick.