The main reason he’s trying to get a new contract, besides money of course, is because he’s trying to avoid the possibility of a franchise tag. He’s following the Darrelle Revis model: hold out for the first contract, and then hold out again when the guaranteed money runs out.

Anyone can make an open J or a free throw.

Ricky Davis style

I understand the fan reaction. They shouldn’t boo but it’s only natural to.

Fuck Schefter for breaking the news mid game. I know he’s got a scoop, but he could easily have waited until after the game.

Can we take Schefter out with the trash? Seriously, fuck him for breaking that news. He should have waited 15 minutes after the game

It's amazing how many times players bump into refs while they are making a call. It's funny but also SO DISRESPECTFUL (Stephen A voice)

Oh FFS, THE. BALL. WAS. TIPPED. And still almost went in.

I'm 30, I got the joke

If you don't pull out, you'll never know if your helmet works or not. Unless she ends up pregnant, then you'll know but it will be too late by then

Cant get CTE if you already have it

Those guys play the game the right way!

Shouldn’t this open up a can of worms?

This is not sod. Sod is freshly laid grass that had not yet taken and rooted into the ground. No one lays sod before a concert. It’s just regular grass (turf).

Hey cut that out right now. There will be no silver linings involving the Patriots and Steelers

Wrong! He imports his wives

He has to find Dad first. I hope Bryan goes the Joe Dirt route.

According to Barstool, I guess us teachers are pussies too. He’s such a fucking square.

So, clearly Portnoy is intimidating his employees. Are there any repercussions for his statement? Does it help strengthen their bid for unionizing? I'm legitimately curious

Adele too