I have found people wearing MAGA hats don’t like being stared at. Give it a try. Dare I say, it makes them uncomfortable in their own skin?

The bloody sock didn’t happen. Just like Holocaust or 9/11, right Curt?

The craziest part of it all is that he missed 5 weeks on an ill-advised split at second base, otherwise he would have 30-30 in the bag

I thought Clay was Cody's uncle

Process of getting recognized as a union:

Peobably because Drew was half dead and Matt Harvey is now irrelevant

Oh like the Bagel bitch boy

I guess the Yankees hitting 43 home runs in Camden Yards alone (in 10 games) wasn't a strong enough case, huh

And the Rays. Yeah they are a well run organization but their stadium and crowds are an embarrassment. 

Chris Kluwe is a punter. That's the joke

Pretty sure the Vikings are very much aware that Blair Walsh was available. He's now in camp with the Jets!

Stanton has a no trade clause and wouldn’t approve a trade to any other team, so there's that

I love this. The same Giants fans who bitched and moaned when Eli was benched in 2017 are the same fans who booed Eli for throwing an incompletion last night. Can't wait to see how this turns out!

He tagged Daniel Jones but not GOAT Peterson?

+ another one bites the dust

This is what happens when Deadspin can't "LOLMETS" and it becomes "LOLLOOKATTHESESADSACKNLTEAMS"

”stick to sports” only applies when it’s convenient

He's combing through chapter 11 as we speak.

Ok Barry, follow me here:

It looks like Troy Aikman yeesh