You've just nailed what every bro-dingle will do to his new Tacoma. Well done, sir.

I owned a 2008 Tacoma DoubleCab (read: 4 doors). I wanted passenger space. I was only hauling ski, camping, backpacking gear and the occasional motorcycle. It all fit. I never wanted a longer bed because this isn't a work truck, nor was I hauling plywood, drywall or the like. Plus, then the dog is all wet and nasty, a…

They don't. On my F-150, when the tailgate is down; it's down and you get a sweet view of your hitch. Though you will have the option to turn off the sonar sensors because those go apeshit when the tailgate is down.

As a long time Toyota owner, I concur. I loved Toyotas so much that I bought an F-150...

Yes, this. As a snow-belt dweller, I approve - if only to live vicariously through all the journos posting, tweeting, and writing from a warmer climate.

And by all seasons, you mean no seasons?

As a native Portlander, I can confirm this. All of it. It's hilarious because it's true. I approve.

Don't go to Portland. The Red Mist that descends over you will be too strong to fight.

One of the best looking trucks ever gussied up for a movie or anything, for that matter. Star for you, sir.

FFS, give me leather, heated seats and a moon roof, at least. The diesel can wait.

And the possibility with that 2.7 V6TT. My heart, be still.

Doug, I think we are brothers from a different mother. I knew exactly what you meant before I even open the article when I saw your by-line. As a former allroad owner - you nailed it. It still hurts my soul as this is one of my unicorn cars. I mean, that V8 howling. Clicking through the row-your-own gearbox. In a…

You took the words right out of my mouth. I desperately, desperately love the B6 Avant and to have it in that color and that drive train makes my pants tight ... to the point where I shouldn't stand up for a while. But having owned an allroad where the air suspension failed - I get it. And it makes the Baby Jesus cry.

He's not wrong. Regardless of who pays the bills, those rolling jellybean CUVs sell like cheap TVs on Black Friday.

I'd split lanes, all day long. Just because I could. Have you done it? It's liberating. Sitting in traffic in 80 or 90 degree heat is effing terrible. Just terrible. Being able to filter up, through and ahead of traffic is so glorious, it's hard to put into words.

While sadly true, this petition still has its merit.

Since we're throwing around praise, I'll have you know that after your know infamous article about with the 996 911 TT is the best car ever, I have been feverishly looking for affordable examples ... with 'affordable' being a relative term. Further, I'm also very much looking forward to the next car you buy - it's the…

Yes, this. Stunning example. But $30k!? You cray cray.

Articles like these with lines of hilarity are why I love Jalopnik. Well done, sir. Well done!

It's been said, but it bears repeating; NAILED IT. This is piece is what has been lacking since the announcement of the Scrambler. Hell, I've probably slagged it once or twice or used your loathed term of 'hipster.' I now completely get it and as such, I have a healthy lust to slot the Scrambler in beside my Multi…