Are you my wife 

WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME

Because she's a white lady who's really, really sorry? 

And yet there's two trilogies devoted to it in the old EU. 

I hope you took their lunch money. 

Nothing! 

Even Voldemort is scared of Ernie

THERE IS NO ESTHER ONLY JUUL

The Prodigal Son parable should have ended with the prodigal son getting canceled!

Planet Heranus

Who names their kid that

Neopets will always be the true pox. 

Has a weiner, isn't concentrating on progressive bugaboos

To point #6: I think you can guess why. 

Well, he has a penis, for starters. 

Too long; did read, though

And vaping? 

You should have asked him if he was truly committed to the Yang Gang. And when he said yes, you should have replied:

You just don’t understand American politics, friend. See, in America, focusing on identity politics as opposed to economics definitely wins elections. Totally. 

If Warren doesn’t win the nomination this site is gonna burn to the fucking ground, isn’t it? Oh well. Vape ‘em if you’ve got 'em.