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Shannon, I want you to know that youuuu......are my number one....guyyyyyy.

Yeah. I agree with you. It's fucked up. 

The kid is essentially Carry On My Wayward Son personified, which is fucking cool.

Conservatives will be the first one to accuse someone of hypocrisy while being enormous fucking hypocrites themselves. 

Losers always whine about their best, winners go home and fight for climate change. 

When I hear someone say Children of the Corn all I think of is the Righteous Gemstones.

Look at this poindexter over here. 

That's how you do a cold open. 

Both are great. 

Saying she would have to get someone in the audience to finger her killed me. 

Sounds like Cohen needs a visit from Prison Mike! 

Such a shame that a person so ostensibly open-minded as yourself is, in the end, just another reactionary. Just another ideological puritan...oh well. I’ll still stand with you against Trump.

This should be the most popular comment. Why are such otherwise open-minded people so rigid in terms of politics?

Um, okay? I don’t have any particular loyalty towards Bernie. I’m calling you out for acting like Trumpers do...the name calling, the “if you’re not with us you’re against us” attitude, the overall nastiness of your tone. That’s not me, that’s you. Anyone reading with a shred of objectivity knows this article is a…

If Warren wins the nomination, fine by me. I’m not sure who I’ll vote for yet in the primary, but she’s really amazing.

This straight white male is behind her 100% if she wins the nom.

In Trumpspeak, a "bitch" is synonymous with "female politician." See also "nasty woman."

To the childish, disagreement IS harassment.

You are absolutely indistinguishable from a Trump supporter. No different than the worst kind of Republican. Ideology over party, over country, over other people, over anyone not in lockstep with your agenda.