Be careful there, you don’t want to splinter the audience.

Leaning into the black humor here, because how else are we gonna get through this:

it was said he wasn’t watching the Wed hearings, but that’s ‘cause he had a murderous tyrannical Turkish guest over for a visit. Those kinda social engagements take precedence ...

we all love this but know that the Donald has had the pardon pre-written and just waiting for a big ol’ Sharpie signature

STOP IT LEAVE POLITICS OUT OF WOMEN ISSUES YOU ARE DESTROYING SPANFELLERS VISION OF PROFITABILITY AND GOOD JOURNALISM TALKING ABOUT WOMENS ISSUES WITHOUT POLTICS STOP IT HOW CAN WE ATTRACT INVESTMENT OF OTHER PRIVATE EQUITY INVESTORS WISHING TO ALSO BUY AND FLIP JEZEBEL IF YOU KEEP TALKING POLITICS.

I mean, I think they’ve had exceptional luck with it. The fuckface will likely be re-elected due to Republican-controlled state congresses which gerrymander in favor of themselves, Republican-led voter suppression, and the outdated electoral college.

Historic times. Hey...G/O Media...you people should totally start a politics blog that could cover all this stuff as it happens. Man, that would be great, ya know?

Trump said he isn’t watching the hearings. Which is of course a lie. But, given his comments, you would think he would at least hold off on his tantrums until the end of the day.

The icing on the cake is that the convictions carry a sentence of up to 20 years and he royally pissed off the judge multiple times during the trial!

Now I’m waiting for the tweet: “The President has an absolute right to intimidate anyone he wishes.”

This process is exhausting. The President is clearly a criminal. Republicans have nothing but bad faith arguments and nobody is going to change their minds because conservatives care more about winning than being right. Fuck this world that I find myself in.

Ahem. The judge was not down with the clown.

Boring! He’s done absolutely nothing wrong! This is just every day normal presidential stuff here!*

BTW, have we gotten to the point, finally, where asking public figures about their public figures spouses isn’t automatically seen as sexism, anymore? I hope we’ve reached that point. If you’re both public figures and your careers appears to be working against each other, asking one about the other as it relates to…

Who are the idiots who keep helping Tulsi Gabbard qualify for debates?!  Who will she target this time, making sure to damage them for the General Election?  My guess is Mayor Pete. We’ll see. 

I can't wait to read the batshit stuff that Donnie's going to say at his rally tonight. The walls are slowly closing in on him. He barely tweeted today.  More & more evidence & witnesses are piling on. The courts aren't protecting his tax returns and it sure seems like he was freaking out at AG Barr prior to leaving…

Yes, its good when prominent authors get together to attack a no name grad student because they can’t take criticism, actually.

It is often directed towards men now, yes, in a bro-y culture where it’s considered even more insulting when directed at those men because the word is gendered female. So, it’s still managing to insult women in that context.

they’re perfect for each other. as insufferable as the Neil Gaiman/Amanda Palmer pairing.

So a female college student attempted to raise the level of discourse on her campus by removing books written for young teens from the recommended reading list. Seems like a good thing. It is infantilizing for the college students to have children’s books recommended for them. Sure it might be enjoyable to read these…