They showed him a picture of all the Kardashians, told him Khloe is the one that belongs to him, and now he conveniently can’t remember anything?

What’s weird about it is that they can’t tell him that it’s right there. It’s not about the cookies.

My favorite photo from the book:

I need to go steal my dolls back from my nieces and recreate Bitch Better Have My Money ASAP.

Look, I'm not saying they didn't have their reasons or do what they thought best for their particular job- you can absolutely argue that they did— all I'm saying is that they committed a crime against humanity of unfathomable size.