my favorite was when aikman was complementing elway on his ability to understand quarterbacks...minutes after showing a graphic of the five dozen failed QB’s elway has brought in.

but imagine being so despised by your players that they believe there were conspiratorial motivations behind your mistake

The article felt kind of Shakespearean- dude wants nothing more than love and respect, so much so he runs for President thinking that it’ll be the sure-fire way he’ll get love and respect. But upon becoming President, he finds himself neither loved or respected and is instead mainly alone, by himself, watching Cable…

Dude, didn’t you listen in health class? The only thing that can cure a hangover is TIME. And probably magic. But I don’t think their trainers have access to that.

No vision, no point of view, no originality, no technique.

“No, I don’t believe the Rams offense existed,” Hayes said last month. “Not even a little bit. With these players, it’s crazy because man has never seen the Rams offense, we can agree on that, right? But they know exactly how to put an offense together? I believe there is more of a chance you will find a team in L.A.…

The guy is two things. An amazing footballer and a terrible human being. We learned nothing new yesterday.