The game wasn't designed for you to just run past everything. That destroys the whole point of it being an Alien game. Let me just play TicTacToe, but add squares whenever I like. Maybe I should play some chess and add in my own piece.

Please find me a youtube link for this. I haven't seen it and I'm assuming it's hilarious...

I feel like I just watched a video at a funeral. Sheesh...

I knew immediately after reading the title this was a Patricia article and not actually video game related as much as it is feminism related.

Obligatory.

Better acoustics? I can believe it.

You're using MIGHT very lightly

All opinionated nonsense. A man who can't cook is a turn off for women? Nonsense.

Jesus.

This old fart has never played a video game before. Hell, he probably thinks Mario is too violent.

Cockroach Hotel you say?

No S.T.A.L.K.E.R HD shots? Really????

He's small time.

I don't get it. Japan is one of the leaders in robotics technology. There should be a huge market for robots this size that are generally creepy and big chested. Hell, it doesn't even have to talk. As long as they can stick their mushroom somewhere on it it'll be worse the yen, right? So why just make a statue? Does…

GameStop is not going to last making decisions like this. Their PC market is tight enough, now they are just being silly. I want to know the kind of person that would actually rather have the GameStop client over a Steam one in the first place.

Are you talking about Patricia? Her articles are terrible. Female or not.

People still pay attention to Fox News? Ew...

I still have 2 of those. What are they worth these days? Non first edition sadly.

Adding hats and the ability to trade them does not make an FPS better. I was expecting to see six creative ideas for FPS's that could bring the genre out of this slump. #1 and #2 were great, then the article just when down hill. I feel like some of Kotaku is getting progressively worse.

Is it just me or are all Microsoft videos the same? Go back and look at how simple and powerful they played the Kinect to be back when they first announced it. How the man sat on his couch pretending to shift gears and drive a car, or how well a man was pretending to kung-fu fight. Microsoft has gotten really good at…