“To remove the president from office, both houses must vote, by a two-thirds majority, that the president is unable to discharge the duties of the office.”

Imma sleep better now.

Richard Rawlings in The Fountain of Douche

Were the metal shavings gay too?  Asking for a friend...

All of this.  COTD right there.

Disappointing really.  I like the idea of showing me things that not only have high reviews on Amazon but also have high reviews from other sources.  However, as you noted it lacks enough depth to be useful right now.  Maybe a follow up story when it fleshes out a bit more.

When Harrambe got shot and all the “Gorilla Experts” came forward I decided it was the former but also a heavy sprinkling of stupidity.  People react with emotions, anger and bias before taking a minute to look around and see that they a) arent a goddamn gorilla expert or b) working on Wall Street in this case.

Agreed.  But Elon doesnt strike me as the kind of idiot who would telegraph this in a tweet though. 

I gave you a star because you are the only one of the armchair SEC officials who seems to know what the fuck is up.

Havent you heard?  Dissing capitalism is cool again.  

Penis sleeve.....Im constantly surprised by the things Ive never heard of.  Men....your two best assets are your fingers and tongue. Use them wisely and liberally...

I see Jalopnik as the “Fair Weather Friends of Tesla” or like the guy at the office who is on top of the world when “his team” is winning but has a new team the moment they lose a game or two.

I want to see how useful these things are in the winter when snowfall is heavy. Or its fucking 3 degrees outside.

Someone make me rich and Ill get back to you on my problem level.

New title: Hi Im Shannon Watts and this is how everyone else parents for me.

I think his point was violence not the weapon used. Semi-Automatic rifles have existed since 1885 so this is not a new invention. I think the point was the uptick in mass killings in recent years and the root cause.

Or....”Im so WOKE, I cant find my car”

Bonus: Super Chlamydia

Im with this guy (or gal).

I stopped at “California wants to save money....”