Mentioning the license tests triggered my childhood PTSD of trying to complete a lap of the Nurburgring in the Mercedes 190e with a fast enough lap and never dropping a single tire off course even once. I don’t think I’ve ever been so frustrated with a game in my life.

This thing is deliciously awful. Like if there was a car show and there was a prize for worst car, this would win it. The exhaust must vent into the cab because clearly this dude has no sense. $75,000? Bruh. 

I find that I’m frequently driving among terns, maybe I should check this out.

Two things.

OK so maybe you don’t know about some of the more esoteric racing in America, but you might know Daytona started on the beaches, beach racing is still going on, and in the Chicago area they race on the beaches of Lake Michigan Now obviously this can’t happen in the summer months, so in spring, when it is still too…

This car is about 6 to 8 inches wider than your average car which makes it very easy to handle around the terns.

Red Hot Contrarian Summer:

And yet the average person will look at these machines and just say: “Meh.”

No. Please stop this shit. I am an atheist and even I am getting annoyed by your misuse of the term holy grail.

I would counter that most popular music from the last few decades sounds like crap due to garbage production and engineering getting in the way of hearing the actual music. Specific peeves include the disappearance of dynamic range due to excessive compression and the “loudness wars”, the appearance and subsequent…

(*Disclaimer: I’m a fan of David Tracy’s articles, and of Jeeps)

I don’t share your specific pain, but on principle I ain’t watching that shit. Especially not when there’s plenty of good Port-A-Potty tipping vids out there...

A vast improvement. The "best Jeeps ever made" are like the best turds I've ever deposited in the toilet

I didn’t know what the Corolla Cross was until you mentioned it—just did a Google search, and sweet mother of fuck that thing is a design abomination.

Quadrasteer allows drivers to hit things they aren’t paying attention to in more creative ways.

I’m not a fan of these blade accidents.

It’s actually a thing, though; any idiot can call-up the police department and request for road closures and such.

“or pretending the shop is riding on this job”

“I live on a 3M Property with about 2M worth of cars on it, and I’m paid a ton to show it to you, but this one resto of a sub 100k car could bankrupt me”

Fuckin hell, those shows would be soooo much better if they stopped doing that...

You get Netflix money, we all freaking…

There’s no reasonalble expalnation for your lack of proofraeding!