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travishui

It’s been years since the NBA has had the A.C. get everything all wet and not be able to play.

History and statistics suggest we will have a mass shooting on our soil during his tenure and I can’t imagine him handling that.

“Mr. Briles, you enticed recruits with offers of snacks and rape without consequence, and you know how we frown upon free food to recruits.”

The real mystery here isn’t how EA could make such a simple mistake, but how did Sunderland win their opening 3 games?

I felt really guilty voting for the bear who ate the monkey but deep down I knew it was the right choice.... It’s like picking Adrian Peterson 1st overall in fantasy.

Still minding my own business reading a deadspin article like I routinely do on gawker and other websites on my phone when BAM: Miller lite pop up that I didn’t click on launches again.

I'm guessing if they can't find him he was probably an eligible lineman.

The closest I was with was probably [Tom] Brady [and] whom I love to death