Why would I want to do this? I am already married to a Katie.

@jupiterthunder: I thought the bowl of soapy water was odd as well. I wonder if it is for when you need to use the same sized measuring spoon again? You just pull it out of the soapy water and dry it with a towel.

@dapper_otter: The convenience of a single remote is a great thing. However I have fallen in love with the PS3 remote because I don't have to worry about line of sight, it works fine under a blanket :)

@CodeJanitor: I remember reading that Chile has the best wages for miners in South America. Unfortunately I can't find a citation right now.

@ursa: May I recommend getting one of the many kevlar gloves available on Amazon.com?

@LTMP: Thanks. They really are making an impressive amount of money on iPhones.

@SkiBum1207: Make all the dirty images clean of course.

@MegaShark: And the really good hackers can do it while getting a blow job. (See Swordfish)

I can't seem to find out what products are included in Apple's Mobile division for reporting profits. Maybe I'm not looking hard enough, but does the Mobile division profits include all iPods as well, iPod Touch?

@MadJumper: Only if it is Death Spank, hero of the manga girls, defender of hell.

@wjbean: No, the canisters are actually afraid of the water, that is how they are able to travel so far before landing in it.

@mouseclone: That sounds nice but wouldn't work for me. I have three pairs of dress/work pants, the black ones need black socks, the brown ones need brown socks, and the grey ones can use any socks. On top of that I have short white socks for most weekends, and longer socks for when I go hiking and need to wear boots.

@kratos_hates_everyone: I want a pony!

@catsmeatpotterpirbright: I think I'll keep a lens focused on it.

Hmm, this could be very interesting. I have been recommending the Lumix cameras to people exclusively since I got one a few years ago.

@Yeah!: Don't go hating on the fanboys, they need friends too.

@Salacion: Can't say I'm a fanboy of any clothing company, but I think I understand the sentiment.

@Cyb3r_Punk: mmmm I do like Underworld

@exahex: I had a P3 years ago that a couple of the pins broke off of. With a steady hand I soldered them back on, and the processor worked for years after.

@m9105826: I don't know where everyone is getting the idea that I sympathize with the scammers. I simply stated that I don't support trying to scam them back.