Dear Will Gordon,

I learned to drive in a manual 1985 base model Toyota Corolla (in 1996...). This would have been decidedly better.

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There was a scene in Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee when he was with Sarah Jessica Parker, and they were talking about tipping the server at the restaurant. SJP said she tips 20%, and rattled off her way of doing the math... Jerry had another take. He said, look, this server will go telling people, I just served…

But that's a Regal, not a Grand National. Big difference in the collector world.

Zombie apocalypse location no. 1.

As a craft beer enthusiast, you're a fucking moron. First, no one needs someone to tell them that mass produced BMC beers are shitty. And yes, Yuengling, and all its pale lager glory gets bundled right up with Bud Light, et al. But here is the crux of your completely waste of space dog shit article..."Your local…

"Cocaine is a hell of a drug."

What is this magical place you call Perkins?

And this is the root of the humanitarian issue. The actual basis of the war is not worth discussing here. But from a humanitarian standpoint, what steps can be taken to provide an alternative for the civilians in Gaza who do not want to act as human shield's for Hamas. The roof knocking is cute, but is really just an…

Nope, front. Little dip in the road and the front lifted up a few inches and got loose upon its return to the ground. Like I said, my date was not amused.

1987 Buick Grand National - Borrowed from my grandpa for my high school prom. He had a thing for turbos . The digital speedometer flashes 88, but I got the front wheels to lose traction while flying down the I-15 in San Diego. Guessing I was around 130 mph - 150 mph. My date was not amused.

No no no no no. I get trying to be creative with beer selections by countries with really strong craft beer culture, but at least pick a beer in the top 5 from that country. There are aggregate ratings out there.

If he crossed at either of the two major border crossings in San Diego (which is likely) then the signage is very, VERY clear, and he could have easily said he made a mistake at the checkpoint and made a U-turn.

Also, I don't care where you stand on gun laws, no one should be carrying that kind of firepower in their…

San Diego in the late '90s and early '00s was the Ford Ranger with an ugly body lift and 33" BFG all-terrains.

Is no one criticizing our Subaru driver for filming whilst driving? Pretty sure that is distracted and reckless at a base level. Second, after a few minutes of video why not hang back and wait for the car to stop at a gas station rather than being a total stalker for every second of the 45 minutes to an hour. He is…

No one photoshopped a CTS-V Sedan. Even a regular CTS Sedan.

Anyone want to guess who Barry Bonds hit the most home runs off of in his career? Yep, Greg Maddux. I refuse to take any conversation about this year's hall of fame vote seriously if the conversation isn't centered around the best player on the list. Start there, and work your way down. And I love Greg Maddux, but if…

That's an old school philosophy, and you're entitled to it. I'm just surprised your not reading this article in print. Did you hand write your respond and have your assistant type it up for your?

The anti-kid position in life is so diluted. Your parents chose to have kids, you too will likely choose to have kids. If no one had kids this conversation wouldn't be taking place. Kids have just as much place in the world as you so stop the immature and arrogant act by expecting the world to revolve around your…