Oooo. Ouch.

My kid loves these shows.

This is clearly fake.

We could dig him up and have at him once a year, Murderface.

Too bad he was a child molester.

From the circle of hell where child molesters reside.

I don’t know, dude. Maybe I’m biased, but that one was pretty awesome.

Bullshit! That title goes to Eraserhead.

What a retard! Newt got schooled by her. That was awesome! Also, what the hell in happening when Fox News is slapping the GOP into position?!?! Looks like the removal of Ailes really unleashed those folks. Good for them!

There are a bunch of rocket scientists on today. I guess there’s nothing to worry about here, then. Thanks!

Russia’s only had the one really efficient weapon. Yeah?

Can you even read, bro?

Really? You would die in the radiation cloud if you were on the same continent as the target of this thing.

The fallout from that shit would destroy the world’s weather. What kind of fucking nutcase would make such a thing?

Great kid!

I agree! That’s why Marvel sucks. Image!

Seriously. I didn’t even know about it until the muckrakers started typing about it.

Task 1: Good luck with all of that. How about, we just don’t purchase that sort of garbage until there is a standard?

Yes. Also, this model seems to produce a life-long consumer of screen media by making it the carrot on the stick. I say let them watch and get bored. That’s how humans find their personal interests and passions organically. But, screw what I do for my kids. Everybody should have their own opinion on this issue.