One man’s asshole is another man’s vagina.

Clown lives matter. Anti-clownites up in here. Next, Rachel will be saying they should have their own schools.

Because we buy most of this crap. So, how are we going to afford to do that when we don’t have any jobs, Milton Friedman?

Trump sure does wear a lot of makeup. What’s up with that? What’s he hiding under there? Probably his tax returns and Cuban gang tattoos.

I’ve never even heard of it.

Really? I’ve only played for 5 hours and I’m at 348.

Yup! You gotta earn it.

Those are the best kind. This game looks like it was marketed narrowly. I think they look great! I, for one, welcome our bouncy, new overlords.

Not the same at all.

I see the anti-fire lobby has got you in their pocket.

You can fly. Just think happy thoughts.

The fact that you’re paranoid doesn’t mean they aren’t out to get you.

Tell them this:

What? Did you think that Destiny was going to have a story? Is that what you thought?!?!

I snatched up a black panther for my boy 2 weeks ago. Found it at Wal-mart, for 19.00. He loves it! I hate how adults are inflating the action figure prices so that it’s hard to get ‘em for the kids.

Good luck finding them!

Check out that show Brain Dead on Amazon, or CBS, it’s pretty great, and I suspect that you’d enjoy it.

The guy on the left is saying, “This is why I love Teslas,” while the guy on the right responds, “No, Teslas should be loved for other reasons.”

They should name it “dumb-ass mode”. Then, when accidents happen, we can point at them and say, “You chose to use dumb-ass mode. What did you expect would happen?”.

I’m tired of people trusting electronics more than other people.