The Pine Barrens are definitely South Jersey. Central Jersey stretches from Trenton to Belmar, about 10 miles south of I-195, and about 20 miles north of 195. Point Pleasant is Central. Seaside is South. Toms River is South. Hell, Brick is South. Hazlet is Central, yet Edison is North. New Brunswick is Central.

“...it would be nice to have something that breaks infrequently...”

My brother and I flew to Oregon to buy a 64 Continental off of a two line CL ad and after receiving some Polaroids in the mail.

Dear Tom,

1.) BRONCO

Dart hatch called Caliber confirmed.

Judging who you would date based on what vehicle they drive or their choice of career is a massive turn off. You would strike out immediately with me as well.

Dodge Viper - the official car for a customer that doesn’t exist.

Alternate post title: “Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck”

Coming soon to a fascist dump (e.g. Virginia, Florida) near you.

So, Honda was pretty much the first to the adventure bike punch with the XLV750 in 1983. Nobody bought one. So they said, we’ll try again in 5 years with a little more variety. So they introduced the Africa Twin and Transalp. They did great overseas but nobody bought one in America (except my dad. 89 Transalp in the…

I prefer old school Homda “scooters” with the High/Low gearbox. Not the fastest, but dang near unstoppable (and light enough to muscle around if it gets stuck)

Street triple with a round headlight is sexy

“The first cruiser with the spirit of a superbike”

Except it is gorgeous and not hit-every-branch-falling-out-of-the-ugly-tree hideous like the V-Rod.

I’m pretty happy with my Yamaha WR250R so far.

I have a theory that there has never once been an off-road video posted on the Internet where someone doesn’t comment on how easy it is and how they could do it in a far simpler, more basic vehicle. (Seriously — go check the comments section in off-roading YouTube videos.)

I am a Millennial
I studied and am employed in Marketing, allow me to marketing fluff-up my sentiments on this heap:

There is only one true mouse on a motorcycle. And his name is Ralph.

Wow. I had no idea there were Skyhawks were still flying. I personally have a lot of love and respect for that 'little' bird.