Dear Osama,

I can't keep track of where my wife is working, running, studying, etc. on a daily basis, so this will help a lot.

@BobcatCorduroy: Back to Jezebel with you!

@adhir: No, history clearly demonstrates that we can't.

@Joshua Lurie-Terrell: How much racism against Germans, Russians, Afghans, etc. has been incited by past games? Why is this any different?

@TheBobmanNH: Magical, even!

@davepermen: What do you think I am, frivolous?

@blash: It's a home entertainment system for rich people. People have different utility curves than you, and a lot of those people have way more money too - calling them suckers is pretty presumptuous, because they'll know exactly what they're getting.

@Niteman cometh: 1440p and 7.1 surround sound would more than double the bandwidth requirement vs. Blu-ray quality, and 3D would make it even worse.

If I was filthy rich (no, not "Obama's- definition-of-rich" but truly rich) I'd have no problem at all buying a service like this.

@kon324: Chicago isn't Gary, IN, but I wouldn't describe it as "very safe".

@dfp3050: The same arguments were made as to why Facebook would never overtake MySpace.

@Erwos: The Neos has a recall out right now, in case you didn't know. I hear it's a great little target pistol though.

@jaytee.foster: I care. And for the record, my first thought was "should've found a picture of a loaded Glock mag."

@dlinkwit27: Yes, it's possible that the magazine release could have been triggered accidentally, dropping the magazine out of the officer's gun. It's highly unlikely the officer would have had the entire gun out, though. With the way many people carry concealed, there's a possibility of triggering the magazine…

@cloudedknife: He was legally allowed to carry on the plane.

@Erwos: Right, especially because this officer was allowed to have the gun on the plane - it's virtually certain that TSA knew he had it. TSA isn't responsible for cleaning out the plane between flights.

@amazingmao: Wrong. A cartridge requires chamber presure to launch a bullet out the muzzle of a gun with any kind of velocity. A bullet ignited without a chamber holding the casing together would just "pop" at the weakest point of the case, and the bullet might fly a few feet.

I was traveling with a product sample one time and got pulled aside after the bag x-ray. The lady pulled out the box and said "what's this?"

@thechansen: Who was he a hero to, exactly?