@bondjunkie: At least they weren't these guys.

@Ron_Artesticular_Fortitude: Even if they're not, who will object to blaming them?

The last time a Union crossed the line so blatantly, it turned out okay.

@ArkansasFred: Much less funny than Chick Cancer.

No one questions Greg Oden's manhood.

"Fortunately, Drew Magary provided a detailed plan on dealing with this type of situation in previous Balls Deep mailbags," said Kennedy.

Something about whether you have to bat for the other team...

I really don't get the hate. Sure, hate ESPN for shoving him in our faces, hate the bloggers for spazzing every time he does something, and hate the viewers for eating it up, but honestly, what's to hate about this guy?

District 9 was the worst crap ever.

I'm all for blending last names when there's a dispute. Like with my friends, who had trouble choosing between Jewell and Van Camp: Jewcamp.

@iantenna: Wow, that's a good, bonechilling point.

And if he ever calls the first Star Wars movie, "A New Hope," I'll cut his toes off. That movie is called fucking Star Wars. They may as well have renamed it PNC Bank Movie Presented By Lowe's.

@LOL it's Bert: SNL

@Can I Borrow a Feeling: +1 trip to the burn unit

"More like television silver."

@Cory Cross - Male Model Extraordinaire: +1 plasma rifle in the 40 watt range.

@DrunkMike: Troy?!!? Watch out Ahbed!

I thought Favre was the gunslinger.

@Firesphere: Sounds lazy and jerky. Just because you were on vacation doesn't mean nothing important happened.

I DECLARE...BANKRUPTCY!