“Durastically” is a perfect typo, when related to battery life. If you don’t trademark it, someone will...

I’m sure Apple will have a $49 adapter to enable that!

I don’t understand that logic, if anything the fact that the iPod Touch is 1mm thinner and still retains the 3.5mm headphone jack is a sign that they could be ready to ditch the port. The iPod Touch is thinner because it doesn’t need any of the same chips and ports that the iPhone does, it doesn’t have the cellular…