This. Plus, no one owes anyone a public statement about someone else’s behaviour. The right to privacy also includes the right not to have to comment publicly on the actions of someone you know.

I hope Gorilla Glue drags her ass out if she tries. Screw settling. Tired of jackass people suing because of their own jackassery.

We’ve officially failed as a species, extraterrestrials are laughing at us 

“I almost died choking with these shoe laces because it didn’t say not to tie it around your neck and pull the ends. The hell, shoe lace companies!? I’m suing!”

It baffles me that I keep encountering the idea that this woman is somehow the underdog or even a hero after this moment of colossal and self-inflicted fuckery.

She's hired a talent manager apparently. These are not the actions of someone who just wants her health care covered. I mean if people want to give her money and she finds a way to make money on this, that's fine. It's not the worst 15 minutes of fame. 

If you really have to be told not to put an industrial strength adhesive in your hair you shouldn’t be left alone with a glass of water.

We all make mistakes. But suing over this is basically what is wrong with America. The warning label says skin. And while skin is not hair, you scalp is both skin and hair. Every mistake everyone makes is not someone else's fault.

It’s been said before, by myself and people smarter than me, that Trump is a poor man’s idea of wealth, a classless person’s idea of class, and a loser’s idea of success. He appeals to the poor and classless because if they were rich they’d buy the same kind of crap that he does. He appeals to losers because they…

I think on her direct right might be Macron (?), but yeah I’m sure a 66 year old female PhD in quantum physics has seen the crossed arms “is this chick on her period or what??” look before.  I can’t even imagine what Shinzo Abe is giving shade for but he’s a tool.

The slightest bit of fawning and the gates would open. Add in a pair of tits and he’ll lean into the microphone. 

He’s an idiot. I can buy that Trump has some kind of animal cunning that let him tap into the worst parts of American culture and leverage that ignorance to his advantage. But that feels almost coincidental, like he was a symptom of something larger that landed him where he was, and then had the right “skillset”…

1) it sounds like Trump had an unsteady gait and needed help but wanted to hide it. My gut instinct went there because a handful of old people in my life just grabbed my hand or forearm when they need to get across a street or step over something. Never bothered me, but that’s what it reminded me of.

In Claudia’s defense, she has been completely reliant on her parents for her whole life. Risking that means leaving the only home she has ever known for God knows what.

Like many of us, I hate the Conway adults with all the passion I can muster. That being said, this family needs serious help and making it a public spectacle on social media is only making it worse. Hoping for the kids’ sake they get that help.

There is no vaccine for what is wrong with those parents. That child would not be the first person in human history to love her abuser and want to protect them from the consequences of their abusive behaviors.

I do not believe that mass vaccination is going to cure abusive parenting.

this is why the GOP is so hot to postpone impeachment as long as possible.  In 6 months the average American will have forgotten the riots and won’t want to be reminded of it so the GOP can once again successfully defer getting their noses rubbed in shit.

Call me a cynic, but I fully expect these assholes to all land on their feet eventually, because the world is unfair and annoyingly kind to mediocre white people.

“Cawthorn brought pizza”?