“Donald Trump demanded that members of the Secret Service he deemed “short” and/or “overweight” be removed from the job.”

Wasn’t there some pretty strong rumor that Melania was also banging a security guy for Trump Tower?

That tracks. Because Donald’s cheating never seemed to interfere with marriages… in fact, it brought him two additional marriages.

“Additionally, the book purportedly alleges...”

Each and every clapback by Lil Nas X is golden. As brilliant as the video.

This reminds me very much of Madonna..... I grew up with her pissing all over the bible thumpers and the right wingers, doing everything in her power to completely drive them out of their minds. I remember churches collecting her CDs and burning them in a parking lot. I remember the endless press conferences about how…

With most celebs, even several that I consider myself a fan of, I give a lot of credit to the team around them. But you see how quickly Lil Nas X personally responds to every tweet with consistent hilarity and points being made and you know that he is the architect of this. Fucking genius, really.

The best part is they are literally missing the whole point of the video:

Given the labor conditions in sneaker factories, I’m sure most sneakers come with a drop or more of human blood.

Lil Nas X knew this would happen. They’re playing right into his hands, and he’s clearly having the time of his life making fun of them, then relaxing while watching the seventh figure of his bank account climb.

Omg its so good:

Fuck it, I’m shaving them just to bump this racist prick down to 3rd place.

If I shaved my balls they’d be sexier than that racist inbred prick. 

Goddamn! Buckingham Palace cashing in all their chips to bury the fallout from “The Interview”, huh?

Wow. First a Black friend and now this.

I know Meghan and Harry went out of their way to avoid implicating the Queen directly in anything they said (and that Oprah has confirmed it wasn’t her or Philip who said the Archie thing), which I think is a complex mix of both genuine affection for her and also wanting to avoid the even worse shitstorm that would…

And you are still wrong. The primary issue is the lack of any title at all was not their choice. Then they delve into the “prince” matter as an example. So Prince Charles no longer wants princes and princesses. But they cut off the first royal POC offspring from any title at all and cut off all security (which she…

That is the weakest statement I have ever seen. They still can’t even condemn racism against Meghan. Just that “issues raised... of race are concerning.”

Honestly, when she said they took her passport and IDs and would tell her to lay low and not leave even though she had only been out twice in 4 months with a not-very-present husband - I get the Diana comparison. Isolated without a way to get out is some pretty heavy shit and the solitary confinement was a massive…

This isn’t exactly a reply to this excellent article—I’m sorry! And also, I love your reporting on the Royals. Equal parts deep fandom and deep distrust (like me!)

I’m so sick of hearing people say Megan is a narcissist.

She is several things.

1. A grown woman.
39 years old. Even 19 year old Diana chafed against the…