Andrew is her favorite, I’d be shocked if she ordered him to comply. (Presumably she believes his denials, as is often the case among family members.) Charles and Andrew do NOT get along but I still have a hard time believing he would “turn him over to the authorities” in any meaningful way - it’s probably more likely…

Not so much “blamed” as “had several news cycles devoted entirely to their imagination of how awful she is, specifically in order to distract from Andrew’s crimes.”

Make them help with the firefighting out West. Without masks because the smoke is a hoax. 

I like this solution. Seems to get the point across very well. I’d love to see such an idea gain popularity here along with other solutions such as community service for no mask dingbats.

Yeah, they were. They posed for rowing photos knowing they weren’t on crew. At least the other one is smart enough to keep her head down—so much so that I don’t know her name. 

Hey, doesn’t he look like a Law & Order franchise character actor in the balding, pale-complected photo? Or a bargain-bin Robert Duvall?

Now THIS makes sense and I also choose to believe it 100%. 

honestly he looks better without the orange and obvious combover, not good i hasten to add, but a little more genuine, it would probably help him at this point because people dont look for bullshit and lies quite so much as when someones outward appearance is in itself a obvious lie

It wasn’t a problem until it happened to him.  It’s a Republican trait, it’s not a problem until it happens to them, see the COVID-19 crisis.  When it was hitting the blue states, New York and California especially it wasn’t a problem but it’s a virus it will travel it’s made it’s way to red states and it’s a problem…

JFC, that’s not the context at all, if you need it explained, as apparently you do. It’s white people that generally voted him in, hence the use of that term.

In a very manmade way. 

The funny thing is that Trump is right, part of being a President is being able to act like a President. You have to be able to act like you know what you’re doing and you have to be able to act like you care. And he’s failed miserably at both.

Hard to get those deets from a fixer who is a lawyer. There are certain things you’re not allowed to disclose. Yes, even after you’re fired, yes, even if they’re the most repulsive human ever. That’s why you want your fixer to be a lawyer, so they can’t rat on you.

White America will do no such thing. White America will fuck you over every single time.

You gotta think like they do, i.e., totally transactionally....

Ivanka is only hot if you’re a minimum of 60 years old, you require boner medicine, your wife is your age, and you need glasses.

Ivanka thinks she’s all that just because she bought herself a chin.

“There was no way I was going to let this black fag win,” he said to me.

my thoughts exactly. How he didn’t slap the orange off his face for that is beyond me. We knew Cohen was as big a piece of shit as Trump but wow, your own daughter? Because Cohen had to also know if Trump was ever alone or near his daughter he’d definitely try something with her.  Fucking trash.

1) Is there one photo out there of Cohen that doesn’t look like the dictionary definition of ‘sad sack’?