That’s the thing; they wail about “freedom,” but what they want is their servant class back. Waiters, hairdressers, nail techs, everything that they think they deserve just by gracing the world with their presence.

The line is past everything she personally wants. She loves her kid, sure, but loves getting gels and haircuts more.

We had Victory Gardens so more produce would be available to go overseas. Women donated their stockings to be turned into toothbrushes. People ripped the bumpers off their cars and turned them in for scrap. They then had to drive those bumperless cars for the rest of the war, because new car production was deemed less…

Oh, I’m very sure the only person she does care about is her kids’ teacher.

I’m still waiting for a reporter to ask someone how this fits in with their “pro-life” stance

What a spoiled, useless child. She can’t entertain herself unless she goes out of the house somewhere that other people are providing entertainment for her - museums and zoos - and apparently neither she nor her husband can manage to provide for their own meals by cooking instead of going to restaurants. This woman…

I’m not sure it’s an exaggeration to suggest that the U.S. would have lost WWII with these people around in 1942. The whole reason U.S. industry was able to overwhelm the Axis with war material was because there was massive rationing across the entire economy. Whole industries that produced discretionary goods shut…

I am in a feud with one of my best friends right now because he was advocating for opening up his rural state because there aren’t “that many” deaths there.

So, just to be clear here, is she only okay with killing Grandmas? Because my State Rep was a young, healthy person in his 40's and died from COVID after catching it in the early days. And a five year old girl in our city died because her parents are both first responders, and just for an extra bit of awfulness, she…

Can you imagine of this woman lived in Britain in 1940?

Republicans: Every life is precious, abortion is MURDER

And people who actually believe in and have a desire for a functioning government ... wouldn’t that be nice?

I go straight for short-circuiting the conversation.

Well I don’t think that there are a lot of 5-year-olds reading Jezebel. So how about those of us who are get our laughs in where we can? Especially since nothing bad happened and hopefully the large amount of media attention will encourage these parents to make sure their son has learned his lesson.

Okay I understand that a minors identity needs to be protected, but what the FUCK is that over his face?! What kind of a censor is that? What is that supposed to be, a scribble? a gold coin? some kind of mask? What exactly is happening in this image and why was it done instead of just a blur or black bar or literally…

Addled Biden is light years better than Evil Satan. Biden will have a smart and competent VP and she can run the country

They’re not even tough questions

“Make America Great Again” (and the shit Sara Palin was selling) has always been about making it look like Happy Days and Leave It To Beaver. A special time when Moms had dinner ready every night while looking like cover models for Good Housekeeping and not a single person of color lived on the “right” side of town.

Where these two trying to be fictional Donna Reed characters though?

She has edited her Twitter bio to read, “Not Donna Reed, I can tell you that.”