Those scars are tiny. A lot of people have way worse reminders.

I’ll root for the Blue Jays (at least for the AL rounds) because Canada is fun. Plus this Cubs fan does not want to meet the Red Sox in the WS because, ugh, too much everything with the Red Sox!

Cubs fan here: The Cardinals will sneak into the wild card playoff game, beat the Mets, go on to play the Cubs in the NLDS and win in 5, the 5th deciding game won at Wrigley, and all 40,000+ of us at the game are going to simultaneously combust.