I have to say that I like TFA less after seeing it multiple times than after my first viewing. It began to dawn on me just how depressing of a state the original characters were in — Solo is a deadbeat husband who left her wife to run the Resistance by herself; Leia is pretty much turned away by the New Republic,…

Because the state and federal governments aren’t the same thing...?

But what about this?

I’m not racist. I have white friends. Namaste!

No Chewbacca?

I am sticking with my hope that they do something similarly questionable to her in this film too. Then try to rebuild the hype only to do it again in Episode IX. It’ll be a running gag, it is the only way I’ll care about this character personally as all the build up and hype to have her literally thrown down the trash…

I had an aneurysm, just reading that. I can’t imagine watching it.

Don’t forget Rocket Launcher Leia.

And The Head, too.

Can we pause for a moment and reflect on just how big an impact the first Avengers was? The fanart mashups, the memes...it was everywhere! “I understood that reference” is still used to this day!

Perfect way for a 2min teaser trailer to reveal them. :D

What? No Guardians? Where are the Guardians? I thought this was supposed to have—(“who the hell are you guys?”)—AHHHHH!

Probably the one who’s current career has him a contributor on Fox news.

...and a birthday gift? :)

He looked like his suit was almost glowing at the end of Justice League, which I actually quite liked. It had clearly been saturation boosted in the grade, but it kind of drew the eye whenever he was on screen, which could have been distracting but I thought was actually a nice little touch.

I voted for Trump because I want to hear someone read “Donald Trump’s Gross Tennis Ass” on a microphone at the awards.

We’re still flogging that shameless, empty triple-double season, huh? It did lead to that one playoff win, so it’s tough to argue.

I agree that the DCEU now has a Darkseid problem, I’m not really sure how he brings anything different to the table than Steppenwolf from a powers or problems mindset.

Clay Travis probably deserves the award, but I know he’d also wear it as some badge of Owning The Libs Pride, so fuck his scratchy-scalp Pepe Lite ass.

Ray Lewis, no question.