that Han was a blood descendant of Berethron e Solo, the King of Corellia 300 years before the events of the movies.

You are also forgetting one key component of being a successful quarterback in the NFL. And it is totally out of the QB’s control.

It’s a comedy. Thor keeps getting a new Mjolnir, and Hela keeps shattering it. Hilarity ensues.

“Someone else” would have just ruined the story anyway.

I played volleyball year-round from the age of 10, went to college on a volleyball scholarship, and coached a high school team to two state championships, a club team to a #4 national ranking, and coached the game at the college level. I’ve seen this sort of move be successful maybe three times. You are wrong. This…

In case anyone else is curious, here’s a suggested Marvel Cinematic Universe viewing order to use before going to see the new Thor film:

Well I am a college football fan, so yes.

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They are still children? If they were Black they’d be tried as adults. Typical coddling of white people and then they wonder why we say they refuse to take responsibility for their fuck shit.

Swaggy P will be fine as long as there is never a point where they might actually need Swaggy P. Suddenly it won’t be so fun anymore.

I’m always down for a good Toonces the Driving Cat reference.

Hayward broke his leg at the same instant this article was posted. The Curse of the Burneko.

Good article and a good summation of Frank Castle’s character. It takes incredible writing and usually another character (as the audience surrogate) to skirt around the fact that he’s a murdering sociopath.

Right? Give the damn thing a title that doesn’t make it sound like it’s being churned out of the same factory that’s going to produce all the other “A Star Wars Story”s.

Sulu: A Star Wars Crossover Story would be interesting.

It’s Solo: A Star Wars Story.

Halo: A Star Wars Story would have been confusing.

Would everyone please just calm down? Trump already met with the President of California a few days ago.

Finally, we know what Oswald Cobblepot would look like if he could drive a tiny car and waddle around in the grass.

And it’s fed by right-wing media. That “ISIS coming over the border” nonsense was pulled straight out of Frank Luntz’s ass and broadcast over Fox, Limbaugh, ClearChannel, and the rest in their network of paranoia and delusion.