This is classic baby boomer motivation by McHale. Slyly talk shit and hope that the person you’re slighting takes it to heart.

AI? In the top ten? Really?

She’s the most talented, whipsmart, fearless sports presenter to come along since who knows when.
The first time I saw her on TV, I actually called people to tell them to turn on the show.
Even if they don’t have any actual ideas they could just reboot Garbage Time on a channel that people are watching.
Katie’s like a…

It sure was:

I think that is more-or-less what the Chargers are counting on. “Hey, as long as we are in L.A. at least we can be the destination for fans that like to travel with the team!” They had low attendance recently in S.D., right?

“I did - I even wrote a script about it!”

“Oh, Mondays are open? Sour for Peter, but sweet for me. Time for Gregggg to move up a day!” -Gregg Easterbrook, TMQB

Double fuck them. Remember their faces. When they come back for the inevitable Super Bowl run, block them. They are not allowed back.

As a non-Pats fan, let me just say: fuck ALL of you Pats fans.

The Perfect Crime was Faith no More. Tommy the Cat was the Primus song on that soundtrack. So you know the names of zero Primus songs.

Primus sucks

Can you all stop flogging this point?

I am projecting here a little, but I can’t be alone in thinking there’s a fair number of Ravens players wish that Ray Lewis would just fuck off.

Did he kneel on his white suit and that’s why he threw it away?

It’s fortunate for you that cars and politics never intersect. Safe spaces are important.

You don’t get to write a comment like that and then try and play moderate after you get called out on it. No one is going to fall for it.

I didn’t think humanitarian aid after a massive disaster was “political bullshit”, but apparently even helping other human beings is now partisan.

+1 worthless pay stub

My only thought during the whole clip was:

A cocktail dedicated to MST3K should be called the Fintoozler, and you can keep the glass!