Maybe LeBron could just buy the Rockets and then go play with Houston?

Can’t wait to read the next Comic Sans tirade when LBJ signs with the Lakers :D :D :D :D

This is the meanest thing Deadspin has ever done to its readers.

Kind of just sounds like he wants to be able to drop F-bombs and generally be ~edgy~ without having to deal with the fact that his primary subscriber base is kids-to-teenagers playing a game he himself got into when he was a teenager. No problem with that, I feel; but let’s just call it what it is:

“I originally started Minecraft...before the community became fucking shit,” Dahlberg said, without bleeping anything out. “The entire community just became about people kinda undercutting each other, fucking each other for money, stupid crap like that...I didn’t want a part of it.

Okay fine yeah I get that but he could at least sound not like a douche when talking about it.

Back in 2011, there was talk of Donald Glover playing Spiderman, and I’ll never forget the look on my evangelical coworker’s face after a very brief exchange.

Me “Hmmm. It looks Donald Glover could be cast as Spiderman.”

Him “He can’t be Spiderman!”

Me “Why not?????”

Him...silent...wearing the look on his face of a child…

You not liking his comedy does not make him a shitty person.

Nope, too soon. It’s none of my business and I’m glad they’re all happy but all the hair stands on the back of my neck when this happens

It would be too soon FOR YOU. Grief affects each of us differently, and there is no timetable that we all must follow.

I don’t know, man. This disgusting green dude looks an awful lot like the average Boston fan in a mustard stained Bird jersey.

Ehhhh..... This trend of players taking less than their top top market value speaks to just how obviously the absolute best players value winning more than money. If that means teaming up with other players that they are great friends with, and have known since they were 6 in AAU ball, well duh.

LeBron’s value is probably equal to the value of one whole NBA franchise.

Unions can be awesome without it being the case that every union does well in collective bargaining every time.

This country is as divided as it’s ever been, excluding all those other years where there was actual Civil War and National Guard troops having to enforce integration decrees and nationwide rioting after the assassination of major public figures and Tories against Rebels and that time they ran in Army tanks to bust up…

Second-place finishers generally don’t go to the White House, Trump’s own experience notwithstanding.

“Great team, awesome win. Love the Cubs. Since I was a boy, I loved them, watched them win that big championship back when I was a kid, fan ever since. Huge, great. Tom Ricketts, good friend of mine, great friend. Talk to Ernie Blanks on the phone twice a month, just to chat. That’s how much the Cubs mean to me. …